kappa sellum davat...
Kuvala Lumpvur - Fuerza Maritima Malaysiana today unveil the all new LANDAANVALONDERZEER in conjunction with the upcoming Independence 1Malaysia Day yesterday.
"Today....the great nation of Wan Malaysia will become ever stronger and ever vigilante with this all new weapon system accepted by our glorious navy.....hence the world will tremble and all of our enemies will cower down in caves and holes looking for shelter..." said Che Najeb Guavarra...our dear Supreme Rullah of da Republic....
His speech were followed by jeering and cheering by loyal citizens who attended the unveiling ceremony of KD Titivangsha LANDAANVALONDERZEER...or also known as LAND SUBMARINE in common lingua franca....
KD TITIVANGSHA is the latest achievement by Bostawad Naval Shipyard by incorporating submarine technology and applying it for land usage...
"We fitted this warship with a 40 000KW TBM drivetrain and a KH-300ZE unobtainium fusion reactor....making it capable of going under the surface of the ocean and drilling thru layers of soil...penetrating enemy territories directly from sea to land....without being detected by any radar or sonar or even jampi nujom pa belalang...."...said Sekretariat Partahanan,Lato` Seli` Ahamad Jahed....
Armed with 40 submarine launched ballistic missile without nuclear tipped warhead...the warship will set a new standard in submarine technology of the world...makin it da no 1 sub capable of traversing deep ocean and also deep underground....
"We are planning to go even below the earth crust...err what they called that the layer that is made of molten rocks and steel that came out...ooh...the magma...that one....we will have a submarine that can dive not only underwater...but into magma chamber..."....
KD TITIVANGSHA will be stationed at Kuvantan....and will be attached together with other surface combatant of our nation glorious and victorious red fleet....
-purnomo jiwo loro-
