Monday, December 19, 2011

why the RMN Second Generation Patrol Vessel - Littoral Combat Ship (SGPV-LCS) had a RM 9 billion price tags..?

by ikansadinmknorang...some say he likes to shoot politicians...nobody knows why..




yeah...this aint what the RMN wants...so dont post this on newspaper...karang x pasal2 dapat surat saman...




Like what had happened previously with the price tag of RM 6 billion...some buggers demands for answer on why oh why the SGPV-LCS now had a price tag of RM 9 billion...instead of announced RM 6 million previously....


from the nook and cranny of Arkib Negara...using the latest spy bugs...incorporating yoktotechnology which surpassed nano and the awan nano-nano....here are a few good reasons why the SGPV-LCS programme were damn expensive gile..


1. stealth technology

for sure you cant see the ship...the cloaking field is on ok...

you might think the angled hull that will reflects the radar wave...the low IR signature...the advance Radar Cross Section...silent propulsion and what not....well...you guys were dead wrong...the SGPV-LCS will incorporate cloaking device on the very ship...

nobody knows but CTRX has for millenia developed cloak technology...ever since one of their scientist played Starcraft in 1996...he was amazed with the ability of Terran Wraith...to cloaked itself..when in the battlefield....

and the rest is history....the SGPV will cost alot due to incorporation of cloaking technology...which...will make the ship...literally disappear...nothing can detects it....even the most powerful Cobra Dane radar cant pick it up...what`s more a mere human eye.....

neat eh...


2.propulsion

yes gentlemen...this baby is run by nuclear...what you are seeing..is the fuel rod...and oh...the man who took this photo...died of radiation sickness on the spot...RIP...

military forums were speculating that the SGPV will be equipped with CODAG..bla..blaa..blaa.......well...it aint...4 micro-nuclear generator will power up the warship weapons and propulsion...giving the warship instead the capability to stay at sea forever...!!!

like what Darth Sidious said.."UNLIMITED PAWAAAA.....!!!"


3.weaponry

yeah baby...a RAILGUN...and it is bloody expensive...

and oh...apart of the usual loads of super long range anti ship missiles and super fast anti air missile from MBDX....the naval gun will be a 155mm navalised railgun...locally made called RENTAKA (Rejaman Elektromagnetik Nuklear TAktikal KApal) which is capable of shooting projectile at supersonic speed and destroying target waay beyond the horizon...

yep...that is the shield generator...

this is secret...i cant tell....but what we know from our sources is that...there will be a G4-G4K shield generator...capable of stopping any projectile moving at sub sonic to supersonic speed....this ship will be impenetrable....it will be invulnerable...it will be impregnable...

like Admiral Piet said to Princess Leia .....

"witness this fully armed and operational battlestation...!!!

and oh...the SGPV can also transform into a mobile arms fort battlestation....im serious...it does...recently it came to Tokyo for a fleet review...even Godzilla were dwarfed by it sheer and massive size....!!

that is how the Gowind looks like when its mad...!!


so now you got all the reasons why the SGPV-LCS is damn expensive for 9 billion....it got all the advance technology...far ahead than the Americans,Russians and the Chinese...and for sure...will be far superior than the "Angry Birds" fleet of warship....

this is only a LULZ...!!..jangan percaya

-pernamo-

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