Tuesday, November 15, 2011

RMN training sub arrived at MELAKA...

by ikansadinmknorang....some say he bought himself a DELTA class submarine....and it is tied up somewhere at Sungei Perak...


yep...they use this one as training...psyche...I bet DAP guys will get wet in their pants..!!!


Melakaw - Mantrey Besaw Melakaw today told reporter that the Russian submarine used by RMN to train the first Malaysian submariners has arrived at Pantey Klevang yesterday onboard MV BLUE MARLIN...a massive heavy lift semi-submersible lifter...

the sub were used as training platform for ballistic missile submarine crew..in lieu with the purchase of the RMN first submarine AGOSTA which were bought together with the..KD TUNKU ABDUL RAHMAN and KD TUN RAZAK of the Scorpene class.... the latest purchase of the larger and grumpier Super Scorpene class ballistic missile submarine and carrier submarine acquired by RMN last year...gave the RMN a free DELTA class sub....

the training missile sub will be used by Keradjaan Negheri Melakaw as museum and a new tourist spot for the state...

-purnamo-

PT-7200MST (MAK SEGALA TANK)

by ikansadinmknorang...some say he got an ego the size of the moon....




the mother of all tanks....this will cause havoc in the battlefield...



Kuvantan - The glorious Askar Wataniah (National Guard) has announced their intent to procure the the PT-7200MST...developed by DEFTEOH...a PR from the AW unit told PURNAMO yesterday.

The PT-7200MST...also known as MAK SEGALA TANK are the special requirement from the AW for MBT...with supreme firepower fitted with 300mm main gun and 175mm support gun on tracked platform...

holy mother...!!!!


the MST is a kesinambungan (i forgot the word in ENGLISH) from the BAPAK SEGALA TANK used by MAF armoured corps...

The MST is 900 tonnes in weight...fitted with a 3 nuclear straight six V-36 engine and 2 gas turbine power plant...which could get this tank from 0 to 60 in 3.2 second...

100 MST will be delivered in batch by DEFTEOH to AW newly formed Armoured Corps which will be based around Klang Valley....

-purnamo-

Sunday, November 13, 2011

Mechanized Armoured Infantry Systems Incorporating Nuclear Infusion (MAI-SINI)

by ikansadinmknorang...some say he got eyes as accurate as KH-11 spy sattelite...and his teeth are made of depleted uranium....


eh...where THAT came from..??



Baghdod - CNN has unveiled a photo showing a Malaysian made mechanized armoured infantry unit being deployed to assist allied forces in Iraq yesterday. The photo showing the unit...code name MAI-SINI in desert camo and armed with a railgun together with US combat patrol unit 25km from the green zone...

MAI-SINI is an experimental mechanized infantry initially built to complement the CHICK-HAW. However...after a series of test and evaluation by MAF..it is found out that...MAI-SINI should be a separate programme to further modernize the mechanized infantry division....

Photo shown here are one of 10 units deployed to Baghdod for true battlefield environment evaluation....

-purnumo-

MAF needs MARINES...??...HELL NO...WE NOW GOT SPACE MARINES...!!

by ikansadinmknorang...some say he is fast...and his leg is made of turbojet engine...



THIS IS A TRIBUTE TO WARHAMMER 40K...ITS ONE HELLUVA GAME U BUGGERS..!!!
but hell..this is a parody site..so bear with me...im using the great W40K art for my crap defence news article...enjoice buggers..!!

Kuvala Lumpvur - MAF had decided that it is already time for our glorious and powerful nation to have its own marine corps. Pardana Mantrey Malaysia in the inauguration of "Kor Pertama Ultramarinir Diraja" at KD Seri Kallang said,Malaysia will now go on offensive in any conflict or war.

"I pity our soldiers and officers...coz when we stay on defensive role..were gonna get lots of pounding and that is not good for morale boost...so instead we shall always move forward and go on offensive...and our marine boys here are the spearhead towards victory over world domination..."PM said to media

Kor Ultramarinir consist of 10 000 strong men...fully equipped with the most advance weaponry in the galaxy and is capable to be deployed in any theater...anywhere on any planet...anywhere in the galaxy...


yes...this is what i call heavy weapon...eat lead sukka..!!

The INTERPLANETARY EXPEDITIONARY FORCE is the mainstay of the marines. A single squad of 9 holy divinity armoured infantry is fully equipped with standard bolter rifles to heavy bolter and other heavy weaponry is capable of turning any mechanized infantry division or whatever tank division into dust.Also in addition to standard marine infantry is the assault marine which is a high speed attacker equipped with jet pack.The assault marine is the melee combattant of the corps with chainsword in hand and anti material HE grenades to destroy buildings and vehicles..

 this is mechanized infantry of massive proportion..

Not to be left out is the MECHANIZED ARMOURED DIVISION where massive assault vehicles is employed  to support he marines in combat...one division of TITANICUS consist of 7 massive 100m tall 40m wide walker equipped with all heavy weaponry known to man to annihilate anything...


The Ultramarinir will be stationed at RMN new base KD SRI BULAN SABIT on the moon..somewhere near to the Sea of Tranquility where our brothers will trained in the art of planetary warfare and to keep the oath of fealty only to the god emperor of mankind...."training till death is a norm...for were looking for eligible and determined yet strong marine who can survive any harsh condition of war and destructions" said one anynomous Marine officer....plus RMN fleets of battle cruisers will also stationed at the moon to support and transport all the marines into combat when war is inevitable...


Now MAF is going to the right direction...eh..??"

-purnamo-

 

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