Sebat Class Frigate Goes Public - On Papan Tanda Kedai..!!

by ikansadinmknorang...this fish can jump to lightspeed with a main battle tank...seriously this is not a joke...!







before...we can see that GGK work of parody goes were noticed by unsuspected few who thought it was a real deal....and one of our favourite..the PARaS went on some oppositions newspaper coverage and blogs...

now its time for one of our fictional surface combatant...the Sebat Class Frigate...

there is something familiar bout that ship....

oh shit...!!

ooh...ffffffuuuuuuu....!!!...

this is taken on a papan tanda kedai <----seriously what do they call this in English mate...??.....im not joking...PAPAN TANDA KEDAI...it sit in the middle of the sign with other navy assets like our submarine and frigate...minus the watermarks that i had put on the pic previously...oh damn...this is madness....!!

oh shit mang....

jackpot to another unsuspecting few...this is not real...its a bloody PARODY...aiseh mang....i didnt mean to make this real...but definitely somebody did think this is real and put it up on their shop papan tanda...hadui laaa...

GGK..sekali btul laa ang cakap...haha...lets order a yatch with babes onboard...!

East Coast Based Shipyard also proposed SGPV design

by ikansadinmknorang...this fish can eat Budu Chop Ketereh with nasik kerabu....

holy mackarel..!!

Kemamang,Teganu Darul Imang : Another shipyard based in the east coast of Malaysia also had sent their proposed SGPV design to the navy yesterday.

The shipyard...Limbungan Pakatan Berhad (LPB) another subsidiary owned by Partai Kikir Rata and Partai Aksi Demokratis had unveiled the SGPV design in a press conference conducted under the tree yesteday.

The SGPV design - dubbed the Sampan Gunaan Perang Versatile is a much downgraded version offshore patrol vessel...cheaper than the KrengKongKeng class built by Sharikat Limbonga Kapal Cha Cha Marbah.

"The Sampan Gunaan Perang Versatile is a 75m long OPV..equipped with 4 stroke motorcycle engine with 2T fuel and armed with 75 batang nyapu and a parang kontot....a much2 cheaper solutions for the navy to operate..and it only use god power to navigate...we dont need advance sensors and weaponry...its all a waste of money.." said Tan Sri Anvar Saddat..LPB chief executive officer.

"We also had developed psychic sensors which is much more advance than electronic sensors and it is much more affordable where we only hire pak dukun to operate the sensors where he also can unleashed santau,saka and badi to the enemy making our warship a long range platform." he added.

When asked about helicopter facilities and capability...Anvar said "what helicopter...??...this thing flies..it doesnt need any helos...we  can levitate with the power of the djinn...!!..plus we made it hull out of A4 paper...its god forsaken cheap...".

RMN in later interview with the PR officer said..."we kept receiving dumbnut proposals for our SGPV`s especially from "that" quarters...this aint a joke..we need proper surface combantant...not some cheap kapal kertas...haih...susah ini kerja..!" .

Few days ago...Bustad Naval Shipyard had proposed the RMN their SGPV design..which will cost 6 billion ringgit..and then later followed by Sharikat Limbongan Kapal Cha Cha Marbah and Sadin Heavy Industries and Extreme Engineering...who also wanna piece of the contract cake..

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Sadin Heavy Industries and Extreme Engineering also proposed to RMN SGPV design

thunder...thunder...thunderclap..!!

by ikansadinmknorang....the fish that got electrocuted...and survived....hehehe

Lumut : With yesterday`s fiasco by Sharikat Limbongan Kapal Cha Cha Marbah a subsidiary of Partai Aksi Demokratis on their proposed  SGPV design...another local shipyard also take up the ante and had revealed not a design on blueprint but a finished prototype of their own SGPV design.


Sadin Heavy Industries and Extreme Engineering...a mega shipyard based in Lumut  and Penang which had involved in various oil and gas projects and shipbuildings unveiled the ZINDAVA...an ultra large offshore patrol platform with non traditional design compared to the one proposed by Bustad and other consortium.

The ZINDAVA (Ze Interocean Naval Deployment Assets of the Victorious Armada) is a non traditional design patrol platform of 295m in length and 60m wide using the already proven semi submersible hull and fitted with a single Saturn/Kusnetsova KhR-155E massive nuclear fission reactor capable of running the main engine for eternity.


Sadin Heavy Industries and Extreme Engineering in media release statement revealed  by Dato K. Rajahgopalan "the ZINDAVA SGPV will cost 25 percent less than the one proposed by Bustad Naval Shipyard but will definitely out class the KrengKongKeng class OPV built by its rivals" with 4 hangars capable of accomodating medium lift helicopters...and up to 24 long range anti ship missile battery with comprehensive surface to air systems....

There are speculations that this massive platform will cost 6 billion each which will become a political outcry to some quarters but the consortium spokeperson said "6 billion each is nothing...this platform is much more advance and sophisticated than any platform in any navy..."

ZINDAVA will continue to be developed eextensively ven if it weren`t chosen as RMN SGPV...as technology demonstrator for the navy weapon and system development team.

When asked about the large dome fitted on the hull...Rajahgopalan told media "its part of the navy Tesla weaponry fixation and weather controlling devices...it can create calm tropical weather for our army boys during amphibious landing or a force eleven gale storm which could sink any ship within 150km radius with godlike power..and oh the Tesla is for shocking the enemy literally" he said.

RMN in a later interview said the ZINDAVA is a part of their technology demonstrator platform but will take into consideration to make it one of the SGPV competitors...

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Malaysia Second Generation Patrol Vessel program and the Tony Pua inability to diffrentiate ship class. (Darwin Award to Tony Pua for his 'experties' in military matters.

Malaysia Second Generation Patrol Vessel program and the Tony Pua inability to diffrentiate ship class. (Darwin Award to Tony Pua for his 'experties' in military matters.

Anyway everyone have read our beloved ikansadin reports on the Partai Aksi Demokratis cheaper proposal to counter the SGPV. Its funny as hell.. haha oh my. Anyway the issue started when  DAP up in arms trying to slam this project (oh they are trying hard LOL). At one corner this   Liew Chin Tong says it is better to built the ship over seas.... and what he actually propose is to piss inside the income of the people of Lumut whose income directly or indirectly tied to the naval yard. This man have no idea about Economic Multiplier. Darwin Award for him.

Darwin Award for both of you sweet pie

...so now in the middle of this self made embarassment Tony Pua come up with a 'brilliant' comparison between the SGPV and other OPV built oversea. The problem is he refer to the wrong ship class. Which make him the first winner of the DARWIN AWARD.

You can read about the difference of type and class of ship here in brother mumuchi blog.

Also you can read brother Dzirhan thoughts on SGPV and opposition statements here in his FB page. Here are part of his writing. It is very interesting to read.

Unsurprisingly the recent announcement regarding the Second Generation Patrol Vessel program has the DAP up in arms (though noticeably its PR colleagues in PAS and PKR have been fairly quiet on it or maybe I missed something somewhere). I do find it amusing that DAP member Liew Chin Tong said the ships would be better built overseas as it would be cheaper but provided no facts on it and at the same time alienates the people of Lumut where the ships would be built, and there I thought Pakatan Rakyat wanted to win back Perak. I actually wonder if the ships were to be built in Selangor, Kedah, Kelantan or Penang, would Liew still recommend the ships be built overseas?

Meanwhile DAP MP’s Tony Pua has put out a statement on the purchase of 6 offshore patrol vessels, Pua’s assertions though, particularly in regard to similar vessels comparison are fairly misleading to those unfamiliar with defence issues but which a number of people are likely to buy wholesale.


Before going into that sphere though, Pua’s assertion that the Ministry of Defence has a practice to award contracts before well before the terms of contract has been finalized should be addressed. The problem in this is that Pua confuses a Letter of Intent as in regard to the AV8 AFV and OPV announcements as to an actual contract. An LOI is actually a document outlining a preliminary agreement between two parties before the actual contract is finalized and an official notification that the two parties are negotiating.

In most cases it is also to clarify key points for complex deals and to provide safeguards for both parties if neither can agree on the final terms of the contract, and mostly it is non-binding in contrast to a contract. A potential value is announced by the government in an LOI for various reasons however it often is not the actual value when the contract occurs, particularly in regard to complex arms purchases. The LOI value is actually an indication of how high the ceiling value of the contract will be provided that the company meets all that the government requires or specifies in terms both in terms of technical and delivery requirements and also if the company offers additional services, equipment etc to the government which the government had not considered in the deal but would like to also include in the deal since the company is offering it.

Basically the government is telling the company that is has X amount of money for the deal provided the company meets all that it wants and if possible offers more, but in most cases this never happens, the company naturally has it’s own idea as to what it will for provide for a particular amount and the result is both the government and company will then negotiate down to a deal satisfactory to both parties. The ceiling value is also there so that for the government, it can allocate and plan accordingly for the future as such negotiations may take months so in essence it is necessary for the government to plan based on the highest possible cost though in actuality this would not occur and the contract price would be less.

The ceiling value is also necessary for the company in the contract so that it can show to its shareholders, financiers and investors that it has a potential deal valued at such an amount in the works. In the past, under previous administrations, one of the most common complaints of defence companies was that the Malaysian government often would not give any indications publicly of how much a defence deal was potentially worth, which made it hard for companies to justify their efforts to shareholders and investors and also obtain financial backing. Occasionally companies would not be told of the ceiling value but only the requirements and as a result would submit something which met the requirements but be above what the government was willing to pay. Setting a ceiling value offers the company a figure to work around with during the negotiations to meet the potential contract.

Now Pua’s analysis of ship prices is very much the approach of those unfamiliar with the defence field, namely to look on the internet for news reports of contracts on similar type ships and then contrast prices, unfortunately it doesn’t quite work that way for defence contracts for several reasons, first off, the Second Generation Patrol Vessel is a type known as a Corvette warship, however corvette vessels range in weight from 500 tons to slightly above 2000 tons, so in Pua’s case some of the warships he compares are less in tonnage and size than the SGPV’s planned 2,200 tons and 99m length and in the case of the Greek Super Vita, or Roussen class, he has got the comparison wrong as the Roussen class is actually a Fast Attack Craft of 580 tons and 62m in length, so it’s like comparing a mini-Cooper to a 4x4 WD in price.

Of course naturally people will say why not divide the price by tonnage for comparison but again this is not possible for three factors, firstly, there key differences to ships even if of similar size and tonnage due to the type of equipment they mount such as weapons, electronics, engines etc and their design along with construction material, all of which makes substantial differences to the price. Secondly, is the time of the ships were contracted for, defence prices are not static prices, and citing prices for ships contracts 5 years or more ago do not reflect current prices.

Finally a contract for a ship or ships is not just for the ships alone but also maintenance, support, training and delivery, hence if you decided to forgo maintenance, support and training options the cost would be lower, a slower construction/delivery schedule could result, depending on the negotiations, being cheaper or costing more in the fact that you have a series of lower payments but adds up to more in the end, pretty much like loans or hire-purchase. In all Pua’s ship price comparisons, it all falls foul of the first and second factors so much that it makes the third factor pretty much moot, Morever his statement that the US built it’s LCS for at a budget 300million USD is wrong, the US may have budgeted such but there had been warnings that the US was too overoptimistic on the price which eventually ended up costing USD637 million and USD704 million respectively for each of the two different design initial ships as shown in this article here:

http://www.defensenews.com/story.php?i=4403369

Just to show the comparison, here are the stats of each ship Pua shows (minus the LCS) in terms of tonnage, size and weapons/equipment capabilities, yes I have not mentioned engines/propulsions but pretty much engines are determined by vessel tonnage so somewhat moot


Second Generation Patrol Vessel (Proposed): Corvette/light frigate class 2,200T max displacement, 99m max length, Armament (plus associated sensors for weapons): 76mm main gun, possible 20mm/30mm cannons, Anti-Ship Missile, Anti-Air Missile, Anti-Submarine Weapons, helipad/hangar for ASW helo

Contract date: 2011 or 2012, USD329 mil per ship (expected to be lower at actual contract)
Main Role: Frontline Warship for Malaysian waters plus EEZ claims,
Ancillary role: Annoy Indonesia by being in border waters claimed as Indonesian waters, also annoys opposition by planned construction and fact that it built by Boustead Naval Shipyards acronym to BN Shipyards (BN being normally used for Barisan Nasional govt. party)

Ireland Roisin class: Offshore Patrol Vessel 1700t, 78.9m. Armament: 76mm Main Gun, 2 .50 cal machineguns, 4 7.62mm General Purpose Machine Guns, no helo deck/hangar.

Contract date and price: 1997 USD34 million
Diff to SGPV: 700t lighter, 11m shorter, No ASM,ASM capabilities, AAW only guns no helo deck/hangar, (what do you expect for USD34 million) more than 10 years ago contract price
Main Role: EEZ patrolling, Search and Rescue, Maritime enforcement
Ancillary role: Proving Irish are still relevant outside Rugby, St. Patrick’s and Irish Jokes

German K130 Braunschweig class: Corvette 1840t, 89m. Armament: 76mm Main Gun, 2 27mm cannons, RBS-15 anti-ship missile, Rolling Airframe Missile (RAM) anti-air missile, minelaying capability, helideck for naval helicopters but hangar only large enough for 2 UAVs.

Contract Date: 2001 – Pua says US108m a ship, actual is USD185m
Diff to SGPV – 300t lighter, No ASW capabilities, cannot carry naval helo due to hangar size, has Minelaying capability (not Malaysian req as indiscriminate weapon, we might dmg/sink US or China ship by mistake which would be a bad thing for us), contract signed 10 years ago
Main Role: Anti-surface warfare ship designed to operate beyond German waters together with Coalition fleet.
Ancillary Role: Scaring the French when it cruises in the English Channel.

New Zealand Protector class: Offshore Patrol Vessel, 1900t, 85m. Armament: 25mm Naval cannon, 2 x.50cal MGs, helideck and hangar for Super Seasprite helo with torpedo, bomb or depthcharge.

Contract Date: 2004 – USD70.5 mill or NZ$91mil but not final cost as NZDF states final cost will go higher, Pua fail to mention or unaware of this only cites NZ$91mil
Diff to SGPV: 300t lighter, 10m shorter, 25mm gun only and AAW capability restricted to such, anti-ship and anti-sub capability only contained within helo
Main role: Maritime enforcement, EEZ patrolling, limited wartime role.
Ancillary role: Protecting Middle Earth from seaborne invasion

Israeli Saar V class: Corvette, 1275t, 85.6m. Armament: 25mm Phalanx Close in Weapons Systems, Barak anti-air missile, Harpoon anti-ship missiles, anti-submarine torpedoes, helicopter hangar and helipad.

Contract date: Early 1980s –USD 260million Pua’s figures is correct but neglect to note that with Israel enjoying special relationship with US, the figure may be subsidized somewhat in the building of these ships in the US and I am not sure that even a phone call by the PM’s wife to Michelle Obama would get us that price for these ships. On a more serious note, the SAAR V also benefits from vitually all of the electronics and combat systems along with the Barak missile being Israeli produced, which in turn keeps cost down
Diff: To SGPV: Close to 1000t lighter, 25mm CIWS capability over SGPV but no main gun, likely built at discounted price.
Main Role: Frontline warship for employment within Israeli waters
Ancillary role: Inviting attacks by everyone who hates Israel.

Greek Roussen class (Super Vita class): Fast Attack Craft, 580t, 62m Armament: 76mm main gun, 2 30mm cannons, Exocet Anti-ship Missile, RAM anti-air missile, no helo/helipad

Contract date: 2000 – approx USD108 million per ship –Pua’s figure correct but this is much smaller ship than SGPV
Diff to SGPV: almost 1,700t lighter, no helo/helipad, no anti-sub capability
Main Role: Fast attack craft
Ancillary role: discouraging Turkey in the Aegean.

Sharikat Limbongan Kapal Cha Cha Marbah propose new SGPV design

by ikansadinmknorang...he tried to be politically correct...but for parody sake...what the hell...

holy schmoly...!!

credit to mr.kurien....superpower...hahaha

Lumut : Sharikat Limbongan Kapal Cha Cha Marbah Sendirian Berhad...a local shipbuilders wholly owned by Partai Aksi Demokratis had proposed to the government on their design of Second Generation Patrol Vessel (SGPV) for RMN.

The design are to compete against Bustad Naval Shipyard own design which had been announced yesterday would cost RM6 billion which will be build locally with order of 6 vessel.


Dato Tony Puah...Partai Aksi Demokratis defence anaLyst said their version of SGPV - Sumpah Ganas Power dan Versatile warship are much cheaper and simpler for the navy to operate and they can order up to 1000 ship compared to BNS proposed design of 6 ship which cost 6 billion ringgit.

"We wont apply FFBNW concept on our design because it is not economical and they are commercially a loss for our forces...plus i also proposed that we can use the old guns from ex Rahmat class Frigate as main naval gun...mercun roket from People Republic of China as principle anti ship missile and Aspidah anti aircraft system...i also want our design to be made 100% eco friendly with hybrid engine and materual plus the ship is built in our country for industrial leap forward" Tony Puah said to press at the Lumut today.

However...RMN in later news release said the proposed design from the shipyard had been rejected.

RMN public relations officer in his statement said.."Cmon laaa....this is blasphemy...when i saw this proposed design i already know it is the magical work of photoshop...i had doubt these guys could even built a fibreglass boat for heaven sake" he said.

The proposal..dubbed the KrengKongKeng class SGPV will cost RM 300 000 each...altogether with advance weaponry and engines...hull design are taken from the infamous Somalian trawler which had seen action and in service with various Somali pirate group...the advance design will only require eco friendly material and recycled item...


MINDEF now are reviewing and evaluating the proposal from the shipyard to be unconsidered.

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