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Monday, December 19, 2011

why the RMN Second Generation Patrol Vessel - Littoral Combat Ship (SGPV-LCS) had a RM 9 billion price tags..?

by ikansadinmknorang...some say he likes to shoot politicians...nobody knows why..




yeah...this aint what the RMN wants...so dont post this on newspaper...karang x pasal2 dapat surat saman...




Like what had happened previously with the price tag of RM 6 billion...some buggers demands for answer on why oh why the SGPV-LCS now had a price tag of RM 9 billion...instead of announced RM 6 million previously....


from the nook and cranny of Arkib Negara...using the latest spy bugs...incorporating yoktotechnology which surpassed nano and the awan nano-nano....here are a few good reasons why the SGPV-LCS programme were damn expensive gile..


1. stealth technology

for sure you cant see the ship...the cloaking field is on ok...

you might think the angled hull that will reflects the radar wave...the low IR signature...the advance Radar Cross Section...silent propulsion and what not....well...you guys were dead wrong...the SGPV-LCS will incorporate cloaking device on the very ship...

nobody knows but CTRX has for millenia developed cloak technology...ever since one of their scientist played Starcraft in 1996...he was amazed with the ability of Terran Wraith...to cloaked itself..when in the battlefield....

and the rest is history....the SGPV will cost alot due to incorporation of cloaking technology...which...will make the ship...literally disappear...nothing can detects it....even the most powerful Cobra Dane radar cant pick it up...what`s more a mere human eye.....

neat eh...


2.propulsion

yes gentlemen...this baby is run by nuclear...what you are seeing..is the fuel rod...and oh...the man who took this photo...died of radiation sickness on the spot...RIP...

military forums were speculating that the SGPV will be equipped with CODAG..bla..blaa..blaa.......well...it aint...4 micro-nuclear generator will power up the warship weapons and propulsion...giving the warship instead the capability to stay at sea forever...!!!

like what Darth Sidious said.."UNLIMITED PAWAAAA.....!!!"


3.weaponry

yeah baby...a RAILGUN...and it is bloody expensive...

and oh...apart of the usual loads of super long range anti ship missiles and super fast anti air missile from MBDX....the naval gun will be a 155mm navalised railgun...locally made called RENTAKA (Rejaman Elektromagnetik Nuklear TAktikal KApal) which is capable of shooting projectile at supersonic speed and destroying target waay beyond the horizon...

yep...that is the shield generator...

this is secret...i cant tell....but what we know from our sources is that...there will be a G4-G4K shield generator...capable of stopping any projectile moving at sub sonic to supersonic speed....this ship will be impenetrable....it will be invulnerable...it will be impregnable...

like Admiral Piet said to Princess Leia .....

"witness this fully armed and operational battlestation...!!!

and oh...the SGPV can also transform into a mobile arms fort battlestation....im serious...it does...recently it came to Tokyo for a fleet review...even Godzilla were dwarfed by it sheer and massive size....!!

that is how the Gowind looks like when its mad...!!


so now you got all the reasons why the SGPV-LCS is damn expensive for 9 billion....it got all the advance technology...far ahead than the Americans,Russians and the Chinese...and for sure...will be far superior than the "Angry Birds" fleet of warship....

this is only a LULZ...!!..jangan percaya

-pernamo-

25 comments:

logorithm said...

Yang extra RM3 billion tuh = duit kopi Super Pawaaaa mah... :-p


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GGK said...

aku rasa spec sadin ni betul.... youuuu rebel scum.

RedDot said...

mangkok spec ni reka reka,malaysia nya SGPV ialah perahu dengan meriam buluh hahaha

RedDot said...

mangkok betul malaysia ni,dah tak pandai,beli kapal perang mcm mcm,kalau tahu repair takpe.pakai perahu lgi bagus murah bole dpt beli bnyk lak tu

RedDot said...

org melayu suka jadi pak turut singapore.apa salah u org bikin tu kapal kelas kedah 27 biji.pas tu beli kapal kelas dokdo 2 biji abis cerita.smua logistik tak de masalah pe.samapai kan kat menteri pertahanan asik dok ambik gaji je

GGK said...

no racist comment mr RedDot. This is a warning.

ikansadinmknorang said...

MEMANG INI SPEC REKAAN...BUKAN BETUL PUN...IA BERTUJUAN UTK MENYAKITKAN HATI ORANG2 SEPERTI ANDA (jgn terasa lak) UTK MERASAI SAKIT DUBUR DAN TOUCHING...

pergi makan tahi...

WINRAR for ikansadinmknorang...

RedDot said...

bro,wah bukan racist,im pon org melayu,tapi tu lah yg aku cakap,kta tak leh ke ikut hala tuju kta org sendiri.jgn jd pak turut.wah lebih suka negeri melayu leh gah dari segi pertahanan dari jiran u all in the south.tpi u all bnyk harta tak tahu nak buat apa

RedDot said...

alah wak sadin,sekadar makan tahi,minum kencing pon dah pernah masa aku berlatih escape n evation.kat sekolah dalam hutan.wah tak sakit hati tpi lu org nanti putih mata,lihat negeri kau org kena jajah,d pingirkan lah melayu kta.memang betul kata hang tuah,melayu takkan hilang di dunia tpi yg hilang ialah maruah,dan negeri.u punya neighbour dah siap sedia buat pre emptive strike,surgical strike u all lgi pilih pilih kapal mana yg cangih

RedDot said...

gagak wa nengok kat ur laman web,u pakai baju celoreng singapore,webbing pon singapore apa lu paling tadah ke?mana u dapat ini uniform?ATM takde lak pakai uniform ini klu paskal dia org pakai uniform USA woodlands nya celoreng

GGK said...

Hehe aku beli webbing tu kat pasar karat, rengit.. Banyak tu SAF punya barang murah je.

Anyway red dot.. Aku maleh nak explain banyak kali.. Bacala disclaimer kat atas tu.

Blog ni hanyalah fiksyen dan parody.. Aku expect orang dari singapore patut open minded sikit.

Tak pernah plak aku anggap singapore tu enemy, sebabnya separuh generasi family aku tinggal kat sana..

Enjoy blog ni, baca disclaimer, dan jangan posting sebarang komen rasis.


-+ ggk +-

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RedDot said...

gambar wak sadin is a patch work lah,muka dia more like mechanik dari sniper haha.paskal atau paskau mana ada pakai flight suit warna biru,dia org pakai warna itam je setahu aku.mana webbing dia,lifejacket,helmet?takkan sniper sorang kot mesti ada spotter nya,wak sadin lobang agak agak lah

GGK said...

RedDot wei blog ni semua FIKSYEN la..mcm mana aku nak bagi ko faham ni.. Aku dgn sadin bukan askar.

Berbalik kepada teori 100 hari tu..

Angkatan tentera terkuat dan termaju di dunia ni iaitu Amerika membelanjakan berTRILLION dollar selama 20 tahun hingga sekarang menyerang Taliban tapi sampai sekarang tak menang2 lagi.

Ko nak kalahkan Malaysia dalam 100 hari?

Kan aku dah kata aku tak boleh tolerate sebarang komen mengenai Malaysia vs Singapore Vs Indonesia.

Kerana manusia bingai macam ko la ASEAN ni asik nak bercakar. Otak berumput.

-+ ggk +-

GGK said...

Ko reply aku delete

Pelik aku kat singapore pun boleh ada manusia yang tak faham fiksyen tu apa.

Bodoh.

-+ ggk +-

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GGK said...

jangan lupa ya amaran aku jelas... jangan ada komen racist atau komen malaysia vs singapore.

period.

ikansadinmknorang said...

hek eleh mamat nih...sakit jubur ke tgk gambo aku...

SAYA BUKAN ASKAR...u mau bising2 x puas hati pasai pa...

dan x payah la nak show off yg anda tu mcm pandai...tp sebenarnya tak...

THIS IS A FICTIONAL BLOG...

Anonymous said...

rasuah tu sememangnyer best,uMNO NAK habiskan wang jer,tak tamadun

Anonymous said...

tak cam indon,dorang maju kilang senjata,cam mana maruah negare?asyik nak tipu,kalau beli kat kilang kapal indon dapat berapa tu?bangang dilakhnat..asyik kurapsi jer UMNO nIE

GGK said...

ko tak suka taip nama ke bang,,... taip captca tu rajin plak.

nak belasah umno ke pas ke DAp ke.. PKR ke lantak korang lah janji jangan post tiga benda ni

1. komen racis
2. komen indon vs maling vs singapork
3. perkataan lucah yang menyebabkan mata ku mengecil

-=ggk=-

Anonymous said...

jom kuraption forever,saye tengok,setiap pembelian alat perang,harga tu tak sama ngan pasaran internasional,haibatnyer,komisyen besar sangat,cepat kaya,habiskan wang rakyat,geram betol lama2 ngan kerajaan nie?maruah melayu diperbodohkan,pernah aku tengok kilang senjata indon,dorang bisa buat roket super big saiz,cam mana kalau roket tu jatoh kat semenanjong???kilang kite nie jauh tertinggal ngan indon,,,,kerajaan asyik tipu rakyar jer,tak tengok kemajuan dunia luar

Anonymous said...

teruk sangat negare kite nie,tengok aneka kilang alat perang indon,kerajaan kite nie cam tiada jentik kuku,ngan indon,politik menutup minda kite,kemajuan indon sangat khuatiri kerajaan kite,ko tengok tu indon bina kapal perang halimunan canggih sendiri trimaran,mampu tak kite??killang PINDAD;diorang bina senjata serbu canggih,tak cam kite yang lawak bina BERAPI,CAM mainan kanak2,teruknyer kerajaan kite sebenarnya

GGK said...

tulis la nama...ish

kok iya pun wak, kalau nak menyamar jadi orang malaysia.. eja betul2 sikit...

-=gg=-

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