Saturday, December 17, 2011

AWEK - Amaran aWal Elektronik dan Kawalan AWACS aircraft for RMAF

by ikansadinmknorang....some say uses jet engine as a hairdryer....and he bathe in hydrogen peroxide....whaa...??



hai awek...nak kenai bleh dak..??




Langkavey - LIMA 20111 had witness the purchase of 8 AWACS aircraft for the RMAF. The medium range AWEK aircraft build based on CN-2955 will be the nations backbone for airborne early warning and control system...

Build by ATXC and AIRUD...the AWEK is fitted with M3-L1H4T ultra long range radar capable of detecting 400 targets in the air and on the surface....M3-ND3NG4R super sensitive C4-ISR communication and jamming systems...the FIR-454T airborne control system and offensive countermeasures and T4W-W4KKAL electronic and ECCM suits...making the aircraft the most potent airborne controller in the region...

RMAF spokeperson in a press conference stated that the AWEK will be stationed in the both east and west Malaysia under the 20th AWACS squadron...

"for the time being...these aircraft will be conducting 24/7 surveillance of our airspace...in times of shooting war...we will employ these AWEK as cooking device where we will cook enemy fighters with super powerful microwave beam emmiters...we wont cook the pilot..we just cook the electronics and flight systems onboard the aircraft...that is more humane than cooking human eh.." she said to media...

The 12 AWEK aircraft were delivered and will be operational tomorrow....

-purnamo-
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