Sunday, November 13, 2011

MAF needs MARINES...??...HELL NO...WE NOW GOT SPACE MARINES...!!

by ikansadinmknorang...some say he is fast...and his leg is made of turbojet engine...



THIS IS A TRIBUTE TO WARHAMMER 40K...ITS ONE HELLUVA GAME U BUGGERS..!!!
but hell..this is a parody site..so bear with me...im using the great W40K art for my crap defence news article...enjoice buggers..!!

Kuvala Lumpvur - MAF had decided that it is already time for our glorious and powerful nation to have its own marine corps. Pardana Mantrey Malaysia in the inauguration of "Kor Pertama Ultramarinir Diraja" at KD Seri Kallang said,Malaysia will now go on offensive in any conflict or war.

"I pity our soldiers and officers...coz when we stay on defensive role..were gonna get lots of pounding and that is not good for morale boost...so instead we shall always move forward and go on offensive...and our marine boys here are the spearhead towards victory over world domination..."PM said to media

Kor Ultramarinir consist of 10 000 strong men...fully equipped with the most advance weaponry in the galaxy and is capable to be deployed in any theater...anywhere on any planet...anywhere in the galaxy...


yes...this is what i call heavy weapon...eat lead sukka..!!

The INTERPLANETARY EXPEDITIONARY FORCE is the mainstay of the marines. A single squad of 9 holy divinity armoured infantry is fully equipped with standard bolter rifles to heavy bolter and other heavy weaponry is capable of turning any mechanized infantry division or whatever tank division into dust.Also in addition to standard marine infantry is the assault marine which is a high speed attacker equipped with jet pack.The assault marine is the melee combattant of the corps with chainsword in hand and anti material HE grenades to destroy buildings and vehicles..

 this is mechanized infantry of massive proportion..

Not to be left out is the MECHANIZED ARMOURED DIVISION where massive assault vehicles is employed  to support he marines in combat...one division of TITANICUS consist of 7 massive 100m tall 40m wide walker equipped with all heavy weaponry known to man to annihilate anything...


The Ultramarinir will be stationed at RMN new base KD SRI BULAN SABIT on the moon..somewhere near to the Sea of Tranquility where our brothers will trained in the art of planetary warfare and to keep the oath of fealty only to the god emperor of mankind...."training till death is a norm...for were looking for eligible and determined yet strong marine who can survive any harsh condition of war and destructions" said one anynomous Marine officer....plus RMN fleets of battle cruisers will also stationed at the moon to support and transport all the marines into combat when war is inevitable...

 

Now MAF is going to the right direction...eh..??"

-purnamo-

 
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  2. apadaa.... lebih baek maen starcraft 2 marine... syok sikit... long live james raynor... lol...

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  3. ijat ranking starcraft2 kat tbun berapa sekarang haahah.. aku baru nak main.

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