Kemamang,Teganu Darul Imang : Another shipyard based in the east coast of Malaysia also had sent their proposed SGPV design to the navy yesterday.
The shipyard...Limbungan Pakatan Berhad (LPB) another subsidiary owned by Partai Kikir Rata and Partai Aksi Demokratis had unveiled the SGPV design in a press conference conducted under the tree yesteday.
The SGPV design - dubbed the Sampan Gunaan Perang Versatile is a much downgraded version offshore patrol vessel...cheaper than the KrengKongKeng class built by Sharikat Limbonga Kapal Cha Cha Marbah.
"The Sampan Gunaan Perang Versatile is a 75m long OPV..equipped with 4 stroke motorcycle engine with 2T fuel and armed with 75 batang nyapu and a parang kontot....a much2 cheaper solutions for the navy to operate..and it only use god power to navigate...we dont need advance sensors and weaponry...its all a waste of money.." said Tan Sri Anvar Saddat..LPB chief executive officer.
"We also had developed psychic sensors which is much more advance than electronic sensors and it is much more affordable where we only hire pak dukun to operate the sensors where he also can unleashed santau,saka and badi to the enemy making our warship a long range platform." he added.
When asked about helicopter facilities and capability...Anvar said "what helicopter...??...this thing flies..it doesnt need any helos...we can levitate with the power of the djinn...!!..plus we made it hull out of A4 paper...its god forsaken cheap...".
RMN in later interview with the PR officer said..."we kept receiving dumbnut proposals for our SGPV`s especially from "that" quarters...this aint a joke..we need proper surface combantant...not some cheap kapal kertas...haih...susah ini kerja..!" .
Few days ago...Bustad Naval Shipyard had proposed the RMN their SGPV design..which will cost 6 billion ringgit..and then later followed by Sharikat Limbongan Kapal Cha Cha Marbah and Sadin Heavy Industries and Extreme Engineering...who also wanna piece of the contract cake..