Thursday, February 25, 2010

Malaysia Space Race: Space Based Kinetic Bombardment Weapon


The people of Kuala Lumpur are at awe watching the Royal Malaysian Navy fleet newest weapon in the sky. Prime Minister of Malaysia Dato Najeb were proud to announce to the world on the new Space Based Kinetic Bombardment Weapon (SBKBW 01)



"Now witness the firepower of this fully ARMED and OPERATIONAL battle station!"


In the SBKBW 01 firing room, a group of Naval gunners starts priming the SBKBW 01 Kinetic Bombardment Weapon - a device so advanced it can be trained on capital city, and destroy it to oblivion.

A series of tones signify that the weapon is ready and a huge kinetic projectile roars down a firing shaft. A kinetic bombardment is the act of attacking a planetary surface with an inert projectile, where the destructive force comes from the kinetic energy of the projectile impacting at very high velocities.


The skyline of Kuala Lumpur were overwhelmed by this mighty weapon


Scientis describe the fire power as extreme force that can be explained by the formula Ek = mv2/2, where Ek is the kinetic energy, m the mass of the object and v its velocity. In layman term it literally means " a huge freaking hole in the ground"

Tuesday, February 23, 2010

Fire Storm: Steel Rain The new Astros III HMRLS



The new Astros III HMRLS Track Variant



"Above everything, we must realize that no arsenal, or no weapon in the arsenals of the universe, is so devistating and horrorfull as The new Astros III HMRLS. It is a weapon our adversaries in today's world do not have." Acapan

The new Astros III HMRLS will form a second regiment to add to the Malaysian Astros II regiment already in service. The 200 launchers, their various support vehicles and munitions were ordered in 2007. Deliveries of munitions for the launchers have commenced, with most of the material already in country.



Astros III HMRLS (Para) Air Deliverable type MLRS


Malaysia currently has 100 Astros II MRLs in service from an earlier order that was delivered in 2002. The second regiment, 152nd Gempita Arjuna Artillery Regiment, will be operationally ready in 2010 and will be based in the state of Kedah as part of the 2nd Division. The regiment already in service, 51 Artillery Regiment, is currently based in Negri Sembilan state as part of the 3rd Division.

Malaysia Military Power

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