Saturday, January 9, 2010

Najib Ordered the Invasion Of Penang


Malaysian and Australian Army ispectors checking the warhead


Malaysian troops defending Bayan Lepas perimeter


As Malaysian troops enter Penang Island together with Australian Army advisors to acquire a stockpile of nukes discovered washed ashore from a North Korean Ship sank off the shore of Penang. They eventually take the nukes with them, but not before the the DAP destroy one nuke stockpile and kill the Malaysian troops in the area.


After securing all but one of the warhead, malaysian soldier retreat to a better defensive area

Because they were not apparently consulted before the operation began, the Penang Govenment hijack the nukes as soon as they are prepared in at Balik Pulau International Airport for transport to the US. So begins the most dangerous Asean crisis since World War II...and now that General Ebi Yus and his 3rd Division are trapped in the Penang Island with no home bases to return to, they must now make a choice: disarm right then and there, or travel across a hostile Penang for evacuation by sea, then the Invasion Penang Begin.


The long retreat to the mainland.

Monday, January 4, 2010

Super Heavy Class PT-91MX3000 Mamoth Tank Vaporiser (MTV) system enhancement package (SEP)



PT-91MX3000 MTV system enhancement package (SEP)



In February 2009, DRB Hicom were contracted to supply 1000 PT-91MX3000 tanks with a system enhancement package (SEP) by 2012. The PT-91MX3000 SEP contains an embedded version of the Malaysia Army's Intergrated Kerendut command and control architecture; new Sapura commander's independent thermal viewer (CITV) with second-generation thermal imager; commander's display for digital colour terrain maps; CTRM second-generation GEN II TIS thermal imaging gunner's sight with increased range; driver's integrated display and thermal management system.

More upgrade on the turret included additional protection at the loader's gun station on the turret, the commander's gun station, reactive armor to protect the tank's side from attack by rocket-propelled grenades and slat armor to protect the tank's rear from the same weapon, and the tank/infantry telephone to allow infantry and armor Soldiers to work together in combat.

"Because of things we added to the turret in the SEP, the commander's station had lost the ability to shoot the .50-caliber machinegun while under armor," Harun Salim Bachik said. "Instead we are puting the ACV300 FTV turret on top of the existing turret to allow that weapon to be fired from inside the turret....aremd with 30mm vulcan gatling cannon"

Like xzibit yo dawg always says

"yo dawg, i heard you like turret, so we put turret on top of your turret, so that you can shoot while you are shooting.."

Grad keen to join armed forces

Grad keen to join armed forces AIR FORCE SAYS...SORRRY HAHAHA
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FOR the past one year I have been trying to get into the Malaysian Armed Forces, particularly the Royal Malaysian Air Force, but all my applications under the Graduate Officer Programme have fallen on deaf ears at the Cawangan Tenaga Kerja, Bahagian Perkhid­matan Anggota, Kementerian Pertahanan.>

read the bold AND THEN READ YOUR FREAKING DEGREE MAJOR ..NOW DOES IT COMPLY?
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Being a non-Malay and with the Govern­ment’s call to attract more non-Malays into the armed forces, I thought my chances were higher.


RACE HAVE GOT TO DO WITH NOTHING..

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I am a degree holder in Business Manage­ment (Hons) from the University of Sunder­land in Britain, and all they could tell me is that I qualify but I will have to try again next year as they said they were not taking in anyone from my degree programme this year.

THEY NEED SOMEONE WHO ARE MAJOR IN SCIENCE NOT BUSINESS.
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I just cannot understand why there is so much bureaucracy in joining the military.

THOUSANDS APPLIED AND REJECTED...YOU ARE ONE OF THOSE THOUSANDS
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From my youth, it was my childhood dream to be in the Royal Malaysian Air Force. I’ve been preparing myself by training every day and keeping fit this past one year, but all they could tell me was that I am not qualified.

EVER SINCE IM IN MY DAD SCROTUM IT WAS MY DREAM TO BECOME A SWIMMER, SO I SWAM HARD RACING WITH OTHERS WHO LOOKS LIKE ME TOWARDS MY MOM EGG, I WON..... BUT UNTILL NOW I CANT SWIM.. LIFE A BITCH.
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How am I to accept this answer? I’ve also written an official letter to the Biro Pengaduan Awam, but all they could say was that I don’t qualify because of my degree.


SUCK IT UP, YOU DONT QUALIFY BECAUSE THEY DONT NEED A BUSINESS MAN THERE.. TWO ENGINE SOLD ARE ENOUGH.

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In line with our Prime Minister Datuk Seri Najib Tun Razak’s 1Malaysia concept, where all Malaysians are given equal opportunities to pursue their ambition in every sector in the country, I reckon this sector should also include the armed forces.

NO IT DOES NOT INCLUDE THE ARMED FORCES, IF ONE DONT QUALIFIED ONE CANT JOIN. PERIOD.
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Why does the Government advertise in newspapers that non-Malays are not interested in joining the armed forces, whereas I as a non-Malay, who is interested in joining the military to serve my country, is not even given a chance to attend an interview?

BECAUSE YOU ARE NOT QUALIFIED.
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ROYSTON JOHN LOURDES,

SUCK IT UP ROY, EVEN IF YOU APPLY FOR NEW ZEALAND AIRFORCE THEY WONT ACCEPT YOU.
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..........wait is that you real name?...lol then you can kiss that dream of yours good bye.... now for sure they wont accept you..because you call the WHINEBULLANCE. hahah
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