Tuesday, March 23, 2010

Malaysia Special Forces: First Woman Operator


In public interview, by the Malaysia Armed Services Committee, Senator Joyah Mami Enjet from Pulau Pinang criticizes the fact that the the Armed Forces is not gender-neutral. In the heated discussion and aggressive argument a deal is struck: If women compare favorably with men in a series of test cases, the military will integrate women fully into all branches of the armed forces.

The first test case is for the training course of the Pasukan Khas laut. Senator Joyah hand-picks Lt. Xenia Jenab binti Martopo, because she is physically more feminine than the other, while at the same time extremely physically fit.

To make the grade, Jenab has to survive a grueling selection process, often called "nerakapuntakmacamni," in which 90 percent of all candidates wash out.

To cut story short Jenab beat the crap out of everyone.

34 comments:

  1. JOE IBANEZ said.... THANKS A LOT bro,you have made it... well,i'm suprise that you take notice on my suggestion to get idea from my lovely wife "Xenia Onatopp"...anyway,it's a great post...i bet you to make more post about her afterthis.... please put her video of "SLAUGHTERING ORGASM" where she killed all men cruelly using her AK47 rifle in the control room,and put I"M also want you to put her FACE picture during she fires the AK47,I like her face emotion during the murder scene.........(TO the guy who is "peminat Xenia Onatopp" please reply here,I will give you my email.... I got plenty of information and facts about this cruel woman that you should know....I will go to Italy this friday,please reply quickly)

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  2. ok nama nama u memang LOLZ gila gila. hahahahahaha.

    tigabelas thumbs up.

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  3. @Joe Ibanez
    aaa you are welcome bro.

    @Merissa K.
    I think i just open up a can of worms.
    hahahahaha

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  4. joe ibanez said-...i'm waiting for the"peminat xenia onatopp" to give respond here... where are u dude???? i wonder you have been killed by the xenia onatopp.... well,these some minifacts about her:...1)she"s pretty tall,183cm in height...2)she loves having sex so much(with me) and masturbating using a type "WQC57" dildo.... 3)she's from Netherland .. 4)she's single now(divorced in 1999)...5)she also appear in X-Men movie as Jean Grey...6)she resides in new york...7)she was born on either 1st january or 5th november in 1964.... I was born in 1991,well about 27 years of difference,but who cares... I love cruel and bad woman,they look more sexier,haha...

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  5. azlan mokhtar said-kepada joe ibanez,awak ni memang gila!!!! awak ni ade ape2 hbungan ke ngan xenia onatopp tu.... ape kaitan xenia onatopp tu ngan blog militari ni... aku xleh tdo ni,lepak lah jap kt blog ni....

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  6. joe ibanez said-.... to azlan mokhtar,okay,i'm realise that i'm a mentally corrupted guy...i love crazy stuff,that's why i'm here... i suggest you just watch the xenia onatopp video that i had stated in the recent comments,then you know why she is in this blog...plus more,you know what,she's a fighter pilot for the red army(soviet union),that's why she can hijack a helicopter in the film,that's cool...

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  7. azlan mokhtar said... yelah tu joe ibanez...sya ni pun mnat militari jgak..ok jap g sya usha video tu... awak ke yg tulis komen psal "cytheria" the pornstar tu? awak ni mmg dh truk sngat la...tapi takpe,,atleast awk x hipokrit,suma laki suka porno,sya pun sama....sya cangkan awk usha video awek jepun plak... try "Maria Ozawa,best jgak minah ni"

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  8. joe ibanez said-...,,,,well,seems there's a forum here..... to azlan mokhtar, don't ever point your smelly finger on me about the "cytheria" pornstar comment.... ahhh,fine.. let's be peace here..allright honestly it's my holy idea..(DON'T ANGRY BRO GGK,just a piece of promotion)....TO azlan mokhtar, maria ozawa is also hot,I GOT 124 VIDEOS of her having "pleasurous" activity...she's now rank 18th best modern pornstar... not so bad but ok for an asian like her...

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  9. azlan mokhtar said-gile btul la awk ni joe ibanez.. ok la tu maria ozawa ranking 18..sya pun ade 52 je video porn minah jepun tu,tiap2 hari layan sbelum tdo,suke tgok die pancut,hehe sya lbih minat awek jepun,dorang lg best.....sape ranking first????

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  10. joe ibanez said-..,.,,. to azlan mokhtar,are you a batman??? why don't you sleep anymore? I'm feel sleepy now,it's already midnight....... i'm stay here just waiting for the"peminat xenia onatopp" guy to give a reply,then you came from nowhere slamming me... ahh,nevermind it's nice to meet you.... CAN WE CHANGE OUR TOPIC??? i have bored with porn.... let's chat about fighter jet.....

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  11. Like i said... a can of worms... sigh..

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  12. azlan mokhtar said-sorry joe ibanez,rilek la....sya cuma curious je ngan awak nye komen...emm, sya bukan batman,sya x men,...please bro last ni,sape pornstar yg ranking 1st tu?gtaw la.... ok,jom sembang psal fighter jet... sya minat f22 raptor,slalu update psal prkembangan jet ni.... jet ni stealth,mmg hebat la... kalo mlaysia ada jet ni mmg power la... tp amerika x jual jet ni... kalo jualpun mlaysia tak mampu nk beli....

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  13. joe ibanez said... to bro ggk,don't iterrupt my chatting with azlan mokhtar now,just do your work....(haha,sorry just kidding,don't angry bro ggk,)...to azlan mokhtar,i'm prefer MIG29 as my favourite fighter jet... i admire it's design and i think russian fighter jets are better compare to the uncle sam...what you say dude...

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  14. azlan mokhtar said...hahaha ape la joe ibanez ni,MIG29 tu jet lemah... mane bleh beat jet US,ngan f15 strike eagle pun bleh klah,huhu....

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  15. joe ibanez said-.,,',.'''' i bet the russian newest stealth fighter jet "T50 PAKFA" can destroy and smash up the poser US F22 RAPTOR....

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  16. Shanana said... go to bed guys....

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  17. joe ibanez said-,,,.,..;i bet the newest russian stealth fighter jet "T50 PAKFA" will destroy and blow up the poser US F22 RAPTOR.....

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  18. azlan mokhtar said-hai shanana... awak ni sape,,nape tak tdo lg... kepada joe ibanez,awak jangan harap la jet russia bleh beat jet US...joe ibanez ni bangsa ape???? nape xnak tulis bhasa melayu....

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  19. azlan mokhtar said... yelah tu joe ibanez,for me,f22 raptor paling best..... awak ni orang ape joe ibanez? nape x nak tlis melayu...

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  20. joe ibanez said-,.,...,. i'm mixed race,pan asian maybe... my father is italian+malay and my mummy chinese+malay.. i'm stay and school in malaysia......... ok azlan mokhtar,i'm tired now,let's jump to heaven....bye,see ya again another time,.;.;.'[love malaysia,;'']

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  21. azlan mokhtar said... ok joe ibanez... adiosss....

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  22. shanana said- what a relief,they have finished off chatting...haha,these two guys are really a bowl of worms.... i'm just follow their chatting and laughing all the time...haha

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  23. i bet this is just the begining,,,,

    haha

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  24. peminat xenia onatopp said-... wah,x sangka pulak aku bro ggk buat post psal xenia onatopp.... tima kasih bro,ko mmg otai la,heheh...!!!! kepada joe ibanez gy bg cdangan tu,sory la sbb tnggu aku smlam,thanks la sbb ko notice komen aku...aku xleh online smlam sbb sbuk skit ngan tesis aku,,, prof aku pun dh start lyan video xenia onatopp skang ni,haha...... ko kasi la email ko,snang kita nk contact,kalo ko bg no fon lg bgus... aku pun ade wat gak tesis psal prkembangan militari skang ni,hrap ko bleh kongsi mklumat ngan aku,,,,,, (Shamsul Halim)

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  25. all for you peminat xenia onatopp!

    no tepon tak boleh... but you can email me anytime.

    hasrulggk@live.com

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  26. joe ibanez said-,,, to the "peminat xenia onatopp a.k.a SHAMSUL HALIM" here my email(ibanezjoe49@yahoo.com) even my sister email,but still can be use coz that's my alternate email(we both share the email for bad purpose,hehe)...sorry for late reply,i'm buzy with some dirty works at damansara yesterday.. contact me if you dare to see more woman cruel videos,haha... i'm out tomorrow,fly to europe,hope winter season in europe not end yet,i'm tired sweating here in mlaysia,very hot lolz....... Ahhh,suck feel very sleepy,i'm going to sleep now,tada...

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  27. Encik Misai wrote- cantik juga xenia jenab ini.. siapa pula xenia onatopp? adakah mereka orang yang sama.. mengapa namanya pelik? tak mengapalah,janji dia seorang yang sangat cantik..

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  28. Xenia Onatopp ni watak dalam filem James Bond mas. Xenia Jenab ni nama manjanya G.I Jenab, sepupu kepada G.I Jane.

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  29. LIM CHENG KHAW said-wow,her video firing the Ak47 that kill all the man really amaze me!!. i'm starting to love xenia onatopp now!!!!! she's beautiful, hot,cruel and very SEXY,,AND DON'T CHANGE HER NAME TO Xenia jenab,better put back her original name. well,i'm study all the post here,nothing as interesting as this post,this is the greatest post ever,no doubt about it and thanks for suggesting her video..

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  30. Xin Sze Yen said-i'm agree with my best friend Lim Cheng,i love this post too and the video,it's very good for a woman. xenia onatopp is great example of woman power in military..when she shooting the men with her Ak47 rifle,we can see her pleasureous orgasm of killing., xenia onatopp teached us to "kill with pleasure"..that's a very good lesson for our troops to practise.

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  31. GI Jane kata.. babai lover boy ...lulz

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  32. lol.. so cool! haha.. women are more fierce right? =P

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  33. you have to admit... they are a very dangerous god creation hahah

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