Malaysia Extremely Long Range, Heavy Manned Bomber Programme
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The new bomber programme, the Extremely Long Range, Heavy Manned Bomber (ELRHMB) Concept calls for the development of a medium size airplane that combines the advantages of the newest tactical fighters with the strategic mission profile of a heavy bomber.
The envisioned result of this combination would be the design of a ultra-long range bomber with a high payload capability. This new aircraft would be able to destroy any target any time any where. The complete process of designing and data collection for ELRHMB would easily cost in excess of RM135 billion. The huge cost created furor and chaos in the parliament. Three MP dies of heart attack because of the shock, while 35 were handed to the police for sparring behind the curtain, and atleast 2 MPs were cought smoking while waiting for the scuffle to cool down.
Currently envisioned profile for this new bomber had it with a service range of 13,250 nautical miles without refuelling. The speeds the new bomber would reach, Mach 10, would rival that of the cancelled Valkarie Heavy Bomber. The fastest bomber ever designed. The weight specifications would be 1,350,000lbs fully loaded.
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joe ibanez said... very funny..... again sukhoi is the victim... poor sukhoi... let"s punish it more,haha...
ReplyDeletewhat can i say.. it is a versastyle aircraft LOL
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