Friday, November 20, 2009

The Invasion of NewZailand




The Invasion of NewZailand, codenamed Operation SheepShagger, was an invasion ordered by Malaysian Priminister Najeb of the nation of NewZailand, an island in the Caribbean Sea, 100 miles north of Isketambola, and over 1,500 miles southeast of the United States. After an internal power struggle on the island (which has a population of just over 10) ended with the deposition and execution of NewZailand Prime Minister Al Lahanat, the invasion began on October 25, 1983.

A combined force of troops from Malaysia(nearly 10,000 troops), Indonesia and members of the Regional Security System (Rukun Tetangga) (approximately 300 troops) defeated NewZailand resistance and the military government of Bruno the Handsome was deposed.

The invasion was criticised by the United Kingdom, Canada and the United Nations General Assembly, which condemned it as "a flagrant violation of international law". It enjoyed broad public support in Malaysia as well as among segments of the people of NewZailand. October 25 is a national holiday in NewZailand, called Hari Peristiwa Day, to commemorate this event.

Additionally, on 29 May 2009, the Harun Salim Bachik International Airport was officially renamed in honour of the slain coup-leader AL Lahanat by the Government of NewZailand.

Super Heavy Class PT-91MX3000 Mamoth Tank Vaporiser (MTV)





In March 2002, Malaysia declared an intention to purchase 4800 Super Heavy Class PT-91MX3000 Mamoth Tank Vaporiser (MTV) and 15 support vehicles (6 WZT-4 armoured recovery vehicle, 3 MID-M engineering tank, 5 PMC Leguan - armoured vehicle-launched bridge and one SJ-09 driver training tank), ammo, spares and support for $370 billion USD.The tanks were delivered to Malaysia in 2007-2009.

A109 Super Hyper Airborne Warewolf Assasin





8 December 2005 - First A109 Super Hyper Airborne Warewolf Assasin delivered to Malaysia Back To Top In a ceremony that took place on December the 8th at Lima 2005, the first A109 SHAWA was handed over to the Malaysian Army Aviation. Accepting the aircraft on behalf of the Malaysian Army Aviation was Malaysian Deputy Prime Minister and Minister of Defence Honourable Datuk Seri Mohamed Najib Bin Tun Haji Razak.

Hyper Flanker X-Wing variant




BAGAN DATOH, June 1 (Bernama) -- The MIG-29N fighter jets of the Royal Malaysian Air Force (RMAF) will be replaced with other interceptor jets to strengthen the force with the ultra new Hyper Flanker X-Wing variant.

Defence Minister Datuk Seri Dr Ahmad Zahid Hamidi said the matter had been discussed with RMAF chief General Tan Sri Azizan Ariffin and the aircraft would be replaced soon.

Malaysia Military Power

Secret military development, black project and special operation News. Not for the faint hearted. Given past revelations of previously top secret military technology programs there is a good chance that some 'black' projects somewhere tinker with advanced nanotechnology applications. But, you keepers of military secrets, relax. This Spotlight is not a piece of investigative journalism into the world of military black projects. ........ok almost all are fiction lulz....and dont you know?

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