Wednesday, December 2, 2009

scorpene tak boleh menyelam - saifudin al tololi nasutiol




Akhbar Suara Keadilan told a weird story about the new scorpene that unable to dive and have to be excorted. This is reported by THE MOST EXPERTESIMO MILITARY MIND OF ALL TIME Saifudin al tololi Nasutiol.

Unfortunately he is half right. When the preliminary report came in on this allegation, a picture of the submarine surfaced, which confirmed that at the time Saifudin saw the unsubmerged Scorpene (at that time he is busy sodomising a walrus in South China Sea) were actually in the process of taking of.

The Royal Malaysian Navy has renamed its New SSK class of attack submarines as the Tunku Abdul Rahman class. The New SSK will abandon the ASW and strike missions of the Cold War and is touted as the only Naval submarine which will devoted to littoral warfare.

The KD TAR, the first attack submarine to be built for RMN, is the "most stealthy in the world" and will put the Navy at the "top of the premiership", commanders said.

It also has the ability to insert Special Forces by mini submersibles into enemy territory where they can direct the boat's deadly SM39 missiles with a range of 1,400 miles.

Not only that the new Scorpene were able to do strategic aerial bombing and stealth recon of enemy teritories. It is a low-observable, strategic, long-range, heavy submarinebomber capable of penetrating sophisticated and dense air-defence shields. It is capable of all-altitude attack missions up to 50,000ft high and as deep as 10 000ft under water, with a range of more than 6,000nm unrefuelled and over 10,000nm with one refuelling, giving it the ability to fly to any point in the world within hours.

2 comments:

  1. Earlier I am also sceptic about saifudin.....but, unfortunately, today it came out in KOSMO, the TLDM Boss himself confirmed that the scorpene tak boleh menyelam! There goes another RM4.3 bil.

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  2. tak boleh menyelam dan di larang menyelam adalah dua perkara berbeza.

    The chief actually said the submarine can dive but due to the technical defect it is advice not to dive in order to rectify the defect.

    dan lagi kita harus sedar kapal selam ni masih dalam sea trial lagi, belum operational. Jadi akan ada lagi defect yang perlu di cari dan di betulkan sebelum mendapat IOC.

    perasmian aritu cuma wayang je.

    Jangan cepat menjatuhkan hukuman dan kata 4.3 bil tu hangus, siasat dulu dan pikir.

    "Only the enemy admire and respect our submarine (being a threat and such), Malaysian are being Malaysian..."

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